Hi Jana

The Garden State is one of two states where it's illegal to fill 'er up yourself. Only gas station owners or employees can pump gas in New Jersey and Oregon -- "the only two states atavistic, sadistic, and masochistic enough to still require thousands of 'professionals' to waste time, money, and inconvenience customers," according to this columnist:  

http://www.nationalreview.com/comment/comment-schaeffer090803.asp

Zavřete tlamy nebo mluvte česky, jste v Česku !

Re: Zavřete tlamy nebo mluvte česky, jste v Česku !

Kolik jazyku znas, tolikrat jsi clovekem.

Hi Dara

Welcome to the Mississippi Alligator Hunting Information Webpage

http://www.mdwfp.com/level2/Wildlife/Game/Alligator/default.asp

Re: Hi Dara

A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Mississippi. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the 'no haggle' attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, 'Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!'    Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, when he spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he saw a huge 9-foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She took aim, killed the creature, and hauled it on to the swamp bank. Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watched in amazement. Just then the blonde flipped the alligator on its back, and frustrated, shouted out, 'Damn it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!'

how funny

omg, these are the oldest and dumbest "jokes" I've heard...