true butt

Koukam, ze se Kal porad jeste nepoucil a myli ctenare tim, ze predstira, ze slovo "ale" je v anglictine "butt". But s jednim t = ale. But se dvema t = zadek. Kal bud sam nezna rozdil, nebo to dela schvalne.

Recesi se rad zasmeji, ale tady to ctou lide, kteri sem chodi v domneni, ze se tu nauci anglicky a berou to vazne. Pokud z nich pak nekdo bude pouzivat butt/ namisto but/ale a udela si s tim ostudu, doufam, ze z toho vyvodi patricne dusledky a rekne to iDnes a Expresu pekne od plic.

In Kal's Joke of the Day ....

.... not only was the man telling the police that there was "no way" the man in the apartment would ever surrender.   He was also shouting  ....  "Please come out and give yourself up" ! 

Joke of the Day: True Butt Amazing Stories

In Charlotte, NC, man having purchased a case of very rare, very expensive cigars, insured them against fire. After smoking them all, the man filed a claim against the insurance company. In his claim, the man stated the cigars were lost "in a series of small fires." The insurance company refused to pay so the man sued....and won.   Rather than endure a lengthy and costly appeal process the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid the man $15,000 for the rare cigars he lost in "the fires." After the man cashed the check, however, the company had him arrested on 24 counts of arson. With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used against him, the man was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and sentenced to 2 months in jail and a $24,000 fine.