But even speaking Mideveal Czech at that time, they soon ran OUT of ways to describe this carnage.
Frustrated, no less a Czech hero than Jan Hus, tried to simplify this process and the phrases and expressions Czechs used.
After shortening many of them by using Czech DIEaKritics such as the great Hockey Player Pavel Hacek, even Jan Hus gave up and slammed down a Becherovka in frustration.
A Thesaurus is Born
After some Kalvinci Codes were inserted by Leonardo da CzEnglish IV into the text of everyone’s written collected works under the strict secret orders of Charles IV, President Klaus ordered an investigation. Although he was right in doing so, making sure that its contents would remain strictly sovereign, distinctively and uniquely Czech in character and therefore CANNOT EVER be dick tatertotted to by the European Union nor anyone who still wears wigs in Brussels, but Atlas, it was too late!
He was TOO BUSY holding up his loin cloth! WHAT IS IT WITH MEN AND THEIR LOINS!??
Plaidian Seduction, Abduction
Just as President Klaus was getting ready to exercise his rightful Presidential duties, an EVIL Pleiadian Mothership suddenly descended from the sky, flying in from the direction of Slovakia, which would not exist for another 25,000 years.
So here comes this big UFO, it lands in Wenceslas Square.
As the Celtic-Czechs, or "Czs" for short, saw this beautiful woman step outside the spaceship, they thought she was Czech, naturally. At this point, they all agreed to follow her, and as Erich von Daniken proved 10,000 years ago, the Celts "disappeared" because the Space People took them away!
To make matters worse, we now know that the Communist Party, deliberately withheld this fact from not only the Czech people, but even Stalin himself. Imagine the chutzpah!
Unfortunately for these ancient Czers, this female Space Gal as they call her in Texas right today, was not Czech. She was a Pleiadian.
Now you know WHY it is that YOU can use a Theosaurus to help you write even more good.
With such a rich leg a sea of CONtributors, by using one you can fuel people into thinkin that their opinions are either wrong, or that you know what you are talking a butt.
. Jokes: BAD "CzEnglish" Translations
Sometimes, American films here in the Czech Republic do not have accurate English subtitles. Here are some great examples:
Would you like to use my intestines as a gift?
I’m beating him out of recognizable shape.
I got knife scars more than the number of your leg’s hair! Don’t move, or I’ll turn you into a BBQ Chicken!
Quiet, or I’ll blow your throat up!
Who gave you the nerve to be killed here?
Gun wounds again?
This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum. I am sure you will not mind that I remove your manhoods, leave them on the dessert flour for your aunts to eat.
Najdete ji také v bezplatném deníku Metropolitní expres.